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June 15, 2009

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Ummahgummah

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It seems that a non-denominational person of unknown gender or sexual orientation walked into a bar...or rather entered an establishment of business, since "walked" might be construed as being insensitive to amputees and paraplegics, and "bar" might make recovering alcoholics go all weepy. Anyway...this person walked into this place. And the bartender -- er, person who worked there -- said "What can I get for you." And the person said, "a DVD of the Conan O'Brien show please." And the barten -- er, person who worked there -- said, "I'm sorry, we're all out of über-LIEberal, functionally illiterate, humorless idiots... how about a glass of non-GMO, low-fat, fair-trade soymilk?"

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xbjllb

Don't ever quit your dayjob to write comedy, Thurman.

Ummahgummah

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LIEberal ACORNists come and go.. annoying the locals for a bit until they crawl back into their holes and under their rocks.. like Moron.org and Kotzkiddies.

And Huffblo..

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Dgscol

One day all verbal intercourse will terminate, the victim of political correctness. We will just have to look around and wonder what people are thinking about.

There is so much corruption in politics these days - I wish someone who is honest, loves her mother and her sister, and sees the political landscape clearly, like Monica would run for office. But would any honest person have a chance?

Ummahgummah

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Truther, no honest person would have a chance.

Just look at all the pond scum populating Hollyweird. They're just like politicians.

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Ummahgummah

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Jihadists abduct and kill Euro hostages, including women:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,526340,00.html

We need more dialog with the "noble religion of peace".. PUKE..

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xbjllb

People who ascribe to glass religions should be the last to throw stones.

That "noble religion of peace" you puke on didn't give the world Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, Fallujah, Gaza, and Mahmudiyah, just for starters.

No, Dearest, look in your mirror for whose religion is responsible for that.

You may puke on Islam all you want; God will puke fire on the religions responsible for the crimes against humanity listed above, and worse on their adherents.

returnoftheking

Yup, if it wasn't for those Mean Black Panthers scaring all the 'White Women' with their BIG...Muscles McCain would have won!

xbjllb

If it wasn't for all those idiots-in-lust of ALL sexes voting with their BIG glandular hormones instead of their brains, McCain WOULD have won.

xbjllb

No matter, for when it comes to the 'Bama:

Beauty fades; dumb a-hole is forever.

With apologies to Judge Judy.

EminemsRevenge

A HISTORIC election like this and what did you & your McLauglin cronies do??? TAPE on a Friday night!!!

My R-rated review of this weekend's fiasco here: http://eminemsrevenge.xanga.com/704692728/the-only-one-with-balls-is-christiane-amanpour/
as well as some recommendation to Obama and the CIA to MAXIMIZE THE OPPORTUNITY we now have to destabilize the Iranian theocracy is also posted there...but does anyone in gov't have the CAJONES to do it?

M/M

Letterman says he will apologize:
“Letterman said he had no idea Palin was at the game with her 14-year-old daughter, Willow, and apologized to the governor.

"I had, honestly, no idea that the 14-year-old girl, I had no idea that anybody was at the ball game except the governor, and I was told at the time she was there with Rudy Giuliani," Letterman said. "It’s not your fault that it was misunderstood, it’s my fault. ... So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke."
http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/06/letterman-readdresses-palin.html

One advertiser pulling out because of complaints:

Embassy Suites, part of the Hilton Hotels Corp., pulled advertising on CBS' site because of complaints, company spokeswoman Kendra Walker told TVGuide.com. The company was not an advertiser on Letterman's show.

"We received lots of e-mails from concerned guests and we assessed that the statement that he made was offensive enough to our guests and prospective guests that we elected to take the ads down," Walker said. She declined to release the cost of the ads.
http://www.tvguide.com/News/Lettermans-Palin-Joke-1006900.aspx

M/M

A Web site called FireDavidLetterman.com is organizing a rally outside Letterman's show at the Ed Sullivan theater on Tuesday June 16 at 4:30 p.m.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/06/15/2009-06-15_fire_david_letterman_campaign_takes_root_protest_planned_over_comment_on_sarah_p.html#ixzz0IY1WOQQi&D
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2009/06/15/2009-06-15_fire_david_letterman_campaign_takes_root_protest_planned_over_comment_on_sarah_p.html


Ummahgummah

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Why do the idiot libs always spew on and on about 'abu ghraib' and 'torture' but you never hear a WORD from these gullible cretgins when it comes to the crimes commited by islam.

And that INCLUDES the first Holocaust, which is rthe one where Turks murdered a million Armenians.

Adoplf Hitler is known to have said: "Who cared about whqat happened to a million Armenians", thus feeling emboldened to start his own pogrom of Galactic Proportions.

By the way, islamic jihadists have killed over 13,000 just since 9/11.

I guess these killers will all go to "heaven", won't they? I mean they're all part of the ROP® !!

And all those mughals who murdered MILLIONS of Indian Buddhists and Hindus when they first swarmed across that formerly great land, decimating the locval populations in their wake!

Oh yes, let's keep talking about 'torture' and waterboarding!

Long live the Anointed ONE on his Apology Tour!

PUKE.

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M/M

“Our Mission Statement:
David Letterman Must Held Be Accountable For His Disgraceful Statements”
There are 2 very important things you can do today.

1. Call your LOCAL CBS affiliate. Tell them you are boycotting products of LOCAL sponsors of his program starting immediately.

2. Call AT LEAST ONE of the LOCAL sponsors of David Letterman's Late Show. Tell them you will not purchase ANYTHING they sell so long as they continue to sponsor the David Letterman Show.

When you are done with these two things today, please send me an email so I can tell others of your progress. My e-mail is michaelpatrickleahy@gmail.com.
http://www.firedavidletterman.com/


M/M

Letterman's list of advertisers:

Johnson & Johnson (Listerine and KY Brand)
Main Number: 1-888-222-0182 (Johnson & Johnson Healthcare Products)
Kristina Chang, Public Relations, 973-385-4370, kchang12@conus.jnj.com Steve Schonberg, Edelman PR, 212-704-4494, stephen.schonberg@edelman.com

Old Navy (Parent company is Gap Inc) Main Number: 650-952-4400 Nicole Bender, Public Relations, 415-832-2889, nicole_bender@gap.com

Kellogg?s (Mini-Wheats)
Main Number: 1-800-962-1413 (Consumer Affairs)

Allison Costello, Ketchum PR, 412-456-3741, allison.costello@ketchum.com

Southwest Airlines Main Number: 214-792-4847 (Public Relations)
Gary Kelly, CEO, 214-792-4000, gary.kelly@wnco.com
Ginger Hardage, SVP Culture & Communications, 214-792-6924, ginger.hardage@wnco.com
Linda Rutherford, VP Communications, 214-792-4625, linda.rutherford@wnco.com

Olive Garden
Main Number: 1-800-331-2729 (Guest Relations)
John Caron, Executive VP Marketing, jcaron@olivegarden.com
Grey Advertising (their ad agency), 212-546-2083

Other National Advertisers:

June 11 -Touchstone Pictures (Disney), Samsung, T-Mobile, Microsoft, Chase Bank, Pfizer (Zyrtec), Wyeth (Centrum Vitamins), Ford, Lexus, Mazda and Saturn (in addition to several of the above)

June 10 ? DirecTV, MetLife, Amica, AT&T, Samsung, Verizon, Chase Bank, Aventis (Actonel), Merck (Pepcid), Pfizer (Zyrtec), Wyeth (Centrum Vitamins), Honda, Kia, Lexus, Lincoln and Toytota (in addition to several of the above)
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M/M

This apology ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH:

“On Monday's edition of "Late Show," Letterman explained that the risque joke thought by some to have targeted Palin's underage daughter, Willow, was actually referring to 18-year-old daughter Bristol. The name of the daughter wasn't mentioned in the joke, which was part of Letterman's monologue on last Monday's show.

It was "a coarse joke," "a bad joke," Letterman told viewers. "But I never thought it was (about) anybody other than the older daughter, and before the show, I checked to make sure, in fact, that she is of legal age, 18."

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=414594&gt1=28103

Q) If Letterman took enough time to check Bristol’s age, why didn’t he check to make certain he was joking about the right daughter?

Q.) Does David Letterman suggest that the joke was appropriate because it was about Bristol? Does David Letterman think all unwed teenage girls are whores? Like this one:
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=414594&gt1=28103

Q.) Which came first – David Letterman’s son or his wife?http://celebrity.rightpundits.com/?p=2034
Talk about “the pot calling the kettle black”

Ummahgummah

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Wonder how the Bama gonna handle Adolfinejad and his Chicago-style election results!

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Ummahgummah

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"Yemen, the ancestral homeland of Al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden, had long been a haven for Islamic militants and was the scene of the October 2000 homicide bombing of the USS Cole that killed 17 American sailors.

Yemen is also the Arab world's poorest nation — and one of its most unstable — making it fertile territory for Al Qaeda to set up camp."

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Oh, the "poor" angle again! Is it our problem if these backward and envious people hate to work and think the "infidels" owe them a living?

I say we need some heavy air raids in retaliation for any WESTERNERS they kill! The French did it in Lebanon when their soldiers were murdered over there.

Time to knock that chip off thier shoulders!

An afterthough: How the heck does the "poorest ME nation" sit right next to the wealthiest, nbamely SOWdi Barbaria and it is US idiots always paying the jizy.. err.. foreign aid?!

I am SO OVER that!

Let the SOWdis pay for all moslem brother countries instead of opening mosks and madrassas all over the world!

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xbjllb

"PUKE."

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What Ummah tells God when He tells her he never knew her and pulls the trap door.

xbjllb

Hey, you! Yeah, you! You can probably easily get Letterman fired, but it will backfire on the GOP like you wouldn't believe.

Dan Rather had few fans left when he was fired, ratings in the toilet.

Letterman, on the other hand, has millions of fans who will be voting for anyone BUT the GOP candidate, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR USELESS LIVES.

Word to the wise. Which is an oxymoron reference, because so few in the GOP ARE wise.

As the LONG TERM result of this little witch burning will prove.

The GOP: fighting and winning all the wrong battles, for all the wrong reasons, and fighting and losing all the important ones.

Ummahgummah

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This is not a gong show here. Not due to the quality of most of the LiEberal interlopers stinking up the joint around here, but only because Monica never rings the Gong on some of these stinkers!

We all know who they are.. the most recent being a closet MoHAMedan Lettermaniaco.

Makes sense though. There is no humor in islam like the late Assahola Kakamamie said and we can add in Adolfinejad into that equation.

Therefore the decidedly creepy, misogynistic and unfunny Letterman would figure to be beloved by MoHAMedans.

If he grew a beard he might even make it to being an imam. He certainly hates beautiful Western Women as much as THEY do.

I was gonna add something here but I'm afraid to speak openly right now :-)

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xbjllb

"I was gonna add something here but I'm afraid to speak openly right now"

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Why now? You've never failed to hang yourself before, no matter HOW drunk you were.

Ummahgummah

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I wonder I wonder.. is ACORNbertington back in the house, spouting his filth?

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xbjllb

Nope. Just li'l ol' hillaryvotersformccain me.

Why.. someone else here before me notice you were inebriated half the time?

M/M

Glenn Beck: Palin eviscerates Letterman

GLENN: I don't want anybody telling people what they can and can't say, I don't want David Letterman fired for it. I don't want boycotts of David Letterman. I would, however, like a little bit of consistency from CBS. They fired Don Imus over a comment that he made about a comment about a basketball team, you don't know the specifics of anybody and that was the worst thing that anybody has ever said at any time including, kill them all and let God sort them out. It was the worst thing uttered ever. And David Letterman says this about a specific family with a picture, and CBS signs him to a new contract. Now, what Sarah Palin has done is she has demonstrated only to those who care to see and nobody in the mainstream media will see. She has demonstrated, "Oh, really? I could play that game, too." She just took out a comedian. Now, unlike with the with Al Sharpton who pickets and then all of a sudden they find themselves out of a job, I don't agree with that. I don't agree with picketing and then the company fires them and everything else. That kind of pressure is wrong. You've let the people vote with the ratings, and they are going to do that. You mark my words. David Letterman has made a has staked out a position here that unless he changes courses, he is going to be, well, at CBS. He is going to be Katie Couric. They are going to be perfect bookends for the CBS lineup. Katie Couric, all the liberals love her. All the people in these people's circle are on, you got it, Dave, you took her out. You stand strong, Dave. All the regular people, A, don't want you to treat her that way, even if they disagree with her. You don't treat somebody like that.

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/201/26685/

M/M

People are talking about “freedom of speech” in this Letterman boycott, but what about ours. I know what you are saying about a backlash to boycotts, but the media is out of control. Maybe, if the television executives and advertisers SEE how many people are NOT watching their networks and NOT hearing about their products, they will get the message. I personally watch much less television because I can’t take the media anymore.

The more I think of Letterman and his lame apologies, the angrier I get. WHO IS HE to criticize Bristol Palin? What exactly did she do other than have a baby? It isn’t just Letterman, but everyone else on the Left who uses a teenage unwed mother as the butt of their jokes. The media glorifies Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, but treats this girl like “trailer trash”. This is a message to Letterman and his ilk that there is a LARGE percentage of the population who is OFFENDED by their treatment of Bristol Palin and her family.

xbjllb

Look, about the Letterman thing. It was clearly obvious to anyone with half a brain he was referring to the knocked up out of wedlock older sister, not the barely teen virgin. YOU guys know the difference because you know what brand of NAIL POLISH Sarah Palin uses and what her favorite underwear colors are. The writers at Letterman, and Letterman himself? Forget about it, he probably didn't even know there were TWO daughters.

Now IF he was talking about the minor, then you guys would have a case and the world wouldn't be laughing at you while the world of Islam would be enraged right along with you. (Take that, Ummah!)

You'd have a lot more support. As it is, he was talking about the loose daughter.

Everyone who didn't give a darn WHICH daughter went to a stupid baseball game (99% of the planet) knew the joke was about the "free and easy" older daughter.

So let's get real here, ok? Leave the old guy alone, he doesn't need another heart attack from the likes of you witchburners.

You get him killed over this, or even just fired, and Obama Depression or nuclear attack or not, you will never win another election.

M/M

Everyone who didn't give a darn WHICH daughter went to a stupid baseball game (99% of the planet) knew the joke was about the "free and easy" older daughter.
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The above comment is EXACTLY what bothers me. We don’t know that Bristol is “free and easy”. Does anyone call the father of her child “free and easy”? We HAD a sexual revolution, yet the teenage girl who chooses to have the child is branded with “a scarlet letter” as a whore by late night comics and the LIEberal left.

Letterman’s ratings may be growing but so is my anger. Bristol Palin, or any teenage girl, who chooses to keep her child doesn’t deserve this. Our culture exposes and glamorizes sex. Teenage girls, with high their high fertility rates, should not be stigmatized if they get pregnant and keep their babies.
This isn’t about winning elections.

This is about standing up for principles.
http://www.firedavidletterman.com/
List of Advertisers:
Companies who run TV ads during the show
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Johnson & Johnson (Listerine and KY Brand)
Main Number: 1-888-222-0182 (Johnson & Johnson Healthcare Products)
Kristina Chang, Public Relations, 973-385-4370, kchang12@conus.jnj.com Steve Schonberg, Edelman PR, 212-704-4494, stephen.schonberg@edelman.com

Old Navy (Parent company is Gap Inc) Main Number: 650-952-4400 Nicole Bender, Public Relations, 415-832-2889, nicole_bender@gap.com

Kellogg?s (Mini-Wheats)
Main Number: 1-800-962-1413 (Consumer Affairs)

Allison Costello, Ketchum PR, 412-456-3741, allison.costello@ketchum.com

Southwest Airlines Main Number: 214-792-4847 (Public Relations)
Gary Kelly, CEO, 214-792-4000, gary.kelly@wnco.com
Ginger Hardage, SVP Culture & Communications, 214-792-6924, ginger.hardage@wnco.com
Linda Rutherford, VP Communications, 214-792-4625, linda.rutherford@wnco.com

Olive Garden
Main Number: 1-800-331-2729 (Guest Relations)
John Caron, Executive VP Marketing, jcaron@olivegarden.com
Grey Advertising (their ad agency), 212-546-2083

Other National Advertisers:

June 11 -Touchstone Pictures (Disney), Samsung, T-Mobile, Microsoft, Chase Bank, Pfizer (Zyrtec), Wyeth (Centrum Vitamins), Ford, Lexus, Mazda and Saturn (in addition to several of the above)

June 10 ? DirecTV, MetLife, Amica, AT&T, Samsung, Verizon, Chase Bank, Aventis (Actonel), Merck (Pepcid), Pfizer (Zyrtec), Wyeth (Centrum Vitamins), Honda, Kia, Lexus, Lincoln and Toytota (in addition to several of the above)
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Companies who have Banner Ads on the Late Show website
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Cabela?s, Home Depot, Crate & Barrel, Neiman Marcus (details coming)

Lancome (Parent company is L?Oreal)
Carol Hamilton, President ? Luxury Products, chamilton@us.loreal.com
Rebecca Caruso, Public Relations, 212-984-4894, rcaruso@us.loreal.com
Suzie Davidowitz, Public Relations, 212-984-4105, sdavidowitz@us.loreal.com
John Frieda (Kao Brands)
Main Number: 513-421-1400 or 800-521-3189
Lee-Ann Silver, Public Relations, 203-353-5100, leeann.silver@kaobrands.com


Electronic Arts
Main Number: 650-628-1500
David Tinson, Director Communications, 650-628-5189, dtinson@ea.com
Jen Riley, PR Manager, 604-456-5081, jriley@ea.com

M&M?s (Mars Candy)
Main Number: 800-627-7852 (confections), 800-696-6788 (m&m?s)
Paul S. Michaels, President, paul.michaels@effem.com
Michele Kessler, VP Mars Snackfood US, michele.kessler@effem.com
Ryan Bowling, Media Relations, 908-850-2396, ryan.bowling@effem.com


xbjllb

"Does anyone call the father of her child “free and easy”?"

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Yeah. Me. All the time. Only the joke wasn't about him. He wasn't there either.

As far as the rest of your asinine crusade, keep it up; the only thing you'll accomplish is a second Obama term, when you had 2012 in the bag.

Conservatives; stupidly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, yet again.


Ummahgummah

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I can't really boycott what I haven't been watching in years. I was a fan of the Top Ten list years ago and had to sit through endless boring "celebrity" interviews where either they were pushing their latest movie or hawking their latest book.

Never got into the Chin..

I get DVDs and have enjoyed complete freedom in programming for years.

Never seen so many French movies till I provided my own programming :-)

Where on regular TV or cable are they going to show "Le charme discret de la Bourgeoisie" to give just one example.

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thorn66

Where on regular TV or cable are they going to show "Le charme discret de la Bourgeoisie" to give just one example.

Posted by: Ummah Gummah | June 16, 2009 at 12:17 PM

Gotta give ya props for liking the "Discreet Charm..." flick Ummah. "Diva" is also one of my french faves; but probably best seen on the big screen...I think they reissued a restored version last year.

Ummahgummah

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I've seen Diva a million times! Too bad that Paris is no longer what it wat even when that movie was shot.

These days they even have laws to muzzle speech about islam.

And the mindless violent crime which invariably follows in its wake.

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Ummahgummah

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I'd be very happy if all we needed to do is talk about movies instead of having to dealing with the islamist/socialist menace.

Especially when so few seem to want to get it!

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Ummahgummah

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Just one more.. Thorn, did you ever see "Bunuel y la Mesa del Rey Salomon"?

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Dgscol

A politician has a calling : to better his or her nation. The idea of the federal government being a business, has partially destroyed that ideal. When do people who are just on the make (if they mind their p's and q's) going to again be considered, second rate politicians?

Isn't is time to consider some ethics reforms?

Dgscol

On the issue of honesty and politics, I received many responses on this - 1) the globe is filled with dishonest people and to deal with them you must use force, 2) an honest politican can always resort to lawsuits for self-protection, 3) you have to be dishonest just to set new expectations, to protect a strategy, to get what's yours ...

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Dave Letterman will have Sarah Palin on his show, hug and kiss her, just to show the audience that Sarah actually has a secret thing for him.

Ummahgummah

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Hmmm.. another post I made has disappeared.. And what happened to MJFELL?

What's with the sudden CENSORSHIP around here?!

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Ummahgummah

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I thought we were leaving the censorship to the mullahranians!

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Ummahgummah

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Palestinian Top Model.

http://spiritofentebbe.wordpress.com/2009/06/16/palestines-next-top-model/

In German but the pictures speak for themselves!

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Dgscol

Monica :

People on the left are angry, that I am willing to say that Palin, making a big political hit on Letterman makes her look bad as a politician. Anyone with presidential pretensions is committing suicide by using their office to go after private individuals. She has done this before with her son-in-law, and her daughter's boyfriend. As a mother and a woman, her reaction ought to inspire her to file a suit. Instead she is eliminating herself from any further consideration. She appears like a woman out of control - driven by her feminine emotions rather than her common sense.

M/M

Monica,

I don’t know how other women feel, but I AM FURIOUS, and the Republicans are NOT GUARANTEED my vote.

If you REALLY want to know the truth, this is the FIRST ELECTION I voted for a REPUBLICAN (with the exception of John McCain in the 2000 primary). As for being a conservative, I used to be a swing voter and I AM STILL PRO CHOICE.

If CONSERVATIVES want to repeal ROE VS WADE, stop treating unwed women LIKE WHORES. I know what it feels like to be a teenage girl, stressing out when your period is late. I also know about fertility rates and how much more difficult it is conceive in your 30s than as a teenage girl, and how the rate of Down’s Syndrome and miscarriage increases when a woman is older.

Gov. Palin and her family are making us discuss issues that are relevant to women NOW. Specifically:

1) How to balance a career with children
2) Single teenage motherhood or motherhood in general
3) Down’s Syndrome

Now, that Hussein is President, the absolute worse has happened. I may just vote for the Democrat in the next election, especially if that Democrat is a woman, Hispanic or black, just to vote out the white guys. The worse that can happen, now that we have Jimmy Carter 2.0, is that I’ll hear more LIEberals complain.

Ron Paul ‘12

M/M

THANK GOD THE REPUBLICANS HAVE RUSH.

RUSH: Over on another State-Run Media network, the David Letterman show last night, Letterman apologized to Sarah Palin. It was a real apology, but it was also couched in this continuing excuse that he thought he was talking about an 18-year-old, not a 14-year-old. The bottom line here is the joke's inappropriate whether the age of the woman is 14, 18, or 40. But he goes on, we've got tape of the apology and I think everybody is missing what happened here. I gave the Drive-Bys, I gave State-Run Media a week head start on this, and they still don't get it. All Letterman did was pull a Katie Couric. He did what Katie Couric did. She was desperate for attention, her ratings were plummeting, and they have plummeted now to an all-time low for the CBS Evening News, she got Sarah Palin on, and remember that interview ignited everybody because she supposedly embarrassed Sarah Palin, one of the worst interviews Palin had done, her star rose, Katie got an award after that. She made fun of Sarah Palin.

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_061609/content/01125107.guest.html

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