I say this with love: the presidential campaign of John McCain stinks. As in, stinks like week-old fish. As in, stinks like a hunk of cheese left in the sun. As in, stinks like unwashed gym socks.
As poorly as this campaign is being run, Republicans should be allowed to sue the McCain campaign for negligence.
But all is not lost. Herewith, the top three McCain campaign screw-ups, and helpful tips on how to fix 'em.
1. Having No Discernible Overarching Theme(s).
McCain is an ad-hoc guy, but you can't run an ad-hoc presidential campaign (well, you CAN, but you'll lose). Where is McCain's major platform? Where is the cohesion of themes? There isn't any.
McCain needs to give voters a compelling reason to vote FOR him rather than just against Barack Obama. This means he needs to develop a positive, compelling rationale for his campaign.
When Ronald Reagan ran in 1980, he boiled his campaign down to three major themes: cutting taxes, reducing the size of government, and beating the Commies. Regardless of what question he was ever asked, he found a way to steer his answer back to one of these three themes.
McCain needs to update these themes, and add two: cut taxes (and make the existing tax cuts permanent), reduce the size of government (he's owned this schtick for 20 years), keep fighting the war on terror on the offense, achieve true energy independence, and appoint conservative judges.
If McCain hits these five basic themes over and over again, he will seize control of the national (and campaign) agenda. He's let Obama and the Democrats control it for too long. Most Americans are with him on these issues. They are just looking for some leadership. If McCain pounds them, his campaign will coalesce around simple conservative themes that will win him the election.
2. He Hasn't Yet Found a Way to Neutralize Concerns About Him.
This election will be a referendum on Obama and whether people can get over their concerns about him: he's too liberal, too inexperienced, too young, too risky, too unknown.
But McCain ought to be figuring out a way to neutralize the concerns many voters have about HIM: he's too old, too unpredictable, not conservative enough, not hip enough to deal with a fast-moving world, too tied to President Bush. Reagan faced similar challenges and used humor as a way to defuse them. Of course, he backed up the humor offensive with those Three Big Themes (see above), and the combination of real ideas and self-deprecation worked wonders. McCain ought to be doing the same thing so that all voters are left with are concerns about the other guy.
3. Being Too Afraid to Attack Obama.
Whether it's old school gentility or fears of criticizing him because of his race, McCain has been way too reticent in going after Obama. Presidential campaigns aren't tiddlywinks, and they are no place for eggshell-walkers. There isn't a more hardnosed, bare-knuckled campaigner than Obama. (He put away the Clinton War Machine, for crying out loud!) McCain had better lose the "above the rough stuff" approach and start campaigning like he wants the job. This doesn't mean he must get nasty or hit below-the-belt. It means getting a lot more aggressive in calling out his opponent, who has changed his position on every major issue from Iraq to NAFTA to talking to terrorist states to FISA, and who has a resume so thin you can see through it. Don't worry, Senator McCain: Obama can take it, and he's certainly dishing it out to you.
The McCain campaign has a raft of other problems, but this ought to get them started. With less than 100 days to go to the election, they are focused on the Vice Presidential short-list, but this is the short-list they should really be working on.
All well stated...
But what can one expect with a wind blowing POPULIST Beltway Insider for some 3 Decades?
Someone without any serious CEO experience?
Senator McCain has no serious accomplishments, is a MSM placation artist, has a lackluster record, a very wicked temper, is far beyond his prime, etc...
John McCain lied about 'spending' in the GOP Primary, when we know he offered Liberal Class Warfare reasons when opposing the Bush Tax Cuts.
And many Liberals pushed and advocated for his Nomination in the many Open Primaries in the GOP Race, because of Senator McCain's liberal lean and weak offering.
The Maverick simply never did his homework (even ended up 894th out of 899 at the Academy), always just 'got by', ran on his Vietnam past, has engaged in unethical behavior (Keating 5 Skeletons in the Closet), and has a Campaign staff littered with Lobbyists .
His slander of Romney's stance on Iraq at the Reagan Library was simply ugly. Senator McCain was even smirking while he lied.
Senator McCains already balked at his promise to not raise taxation...
During the GOP Primary, he was simply an awful debater, often stumbling his way through evening after evening, while sounding snobby and bitter.
The idea that some voted for McCain, in a scheme to defeat Hillary, was mindless.
Sorry, but many get what they deserve.
Isn't it purely ironic, that the one associate John McCain used repeatedly to dodge serious economic questions in the Republican Primary, was Mr. Gramm, who is resigned from the McCain Campaign?
Conservative PUNDITS best start a movement to retake the Congressional Majority, before it is too late.
Posted by: Brooklyn | July 29, 2008 at 11:31 PM
All well stated...
But what can one expect with a wind blowing POPULIST Beltway Insider for some 3 Decades?
Someone without any serious CEO experience?
Senator McCain has no serious accomplishments, is a MSM placation artist, has a lackluster record, a very wicked temper, is far beyond his prime, etc...
John McCain lied about 'spending' in the GOP Primary, when we know he offered Liberal Class Warfare reasons when opposing the Bush Tax Cuts.
And many Liberals pushed and advocated for his Nomination in the many Open Primaries in the GOP Race, because of Senator McCain's liberal lean and weak offering.
The Maverick simply never did his homework (even ended up 894th out of 899 at the Academy), always just 'got by', ran on his Vietnam past, has engaged in unethical behavior (Keating 5 Skeletons in the Closet), and has a Campaign staff littered with Lobbyists .
His slander of Romney's stance on Iraq at the Reagan Library was simply ugly. Senator McCain was even smirking while he lied.
Senator McCains already balked at his promise to not raise taxation...
During the GOP Primary, he was simply an awful debater, often stumbling his way through evening after evening, while sounding snobby and bitter.
The idea that some voted for McCain, in a scheme to defeat Hillary, was mindless.
Sorry, but many get what they deserve.
Isn't it purely ironic, that the one associate John McCain used repeatedly to dodge serious economic questions in the Republican Primary, was Mr. Gramm, who is resigned from the McCain Campaign?
Conservative PUNDITS best start a movement to retake the Congressional Majority, before it is too late.
Posted by: Brooklyn | July 29, 2008 at 11:32 PM
That is the media plan, but what about galvanizing the base, to get out the vote? The fact is, McCain cannot in good conscience, agree with policies that he knows have lead to serious endemic economic problems. The party has rejected its candidate, and the candidate his party. STALEMATE. There is no innovation in this, but who knows, possibly they will find a way out. Where are the big minds? On the golf course? Nursing home?
Posted by: Dgscol | July 30, 2008 at 05:12 AM
McCain's problem is he has been in the Senate too long. He is a "comprehensive" type of guy, as in "comprehensive" immigration reform and "comprehensive" campaign finance reform and the other stuff. He's is sort like the good Senator from Alaska who just got indicted.
Comprehensive legislation a vile process that usually results in bad legislation such as the immigration (aka: amnesty/open borders bill). He is used to doing deals with Ted Kennedy and Russ Feingold and that's how he operates. Ronald Reagan was never a part of that corrupt process. John McCain help invent the system that now has Congress with a 9 percent approval rating.
The crazy thing is McCain is virtually tied with Obama in the polls, which shows you how the Nigerian Scam is wearing off.
Posted by: SteveOk | July 30, 2008 at 08:07 AM
The difference between Reagan and McCain is that Reagan was a true believer, a crusader. Deep in Reagan's bones he was a conservative and he believed in his religious values to the core. McCain is a politican who has been in DC much too long. He is willing to make deals with idiots like Ted Kennedy and that tells you a lot about his core values. McCain is willing to sign off on some huge comprehensive piece of legistation that compromises with the extreme leftwing of the Democratic Party. I suppose when you are part of DC for decades and attend all the parties with these guys you begin to think like them and agree with their views it's only natural for you to begin to sound like them. McCain, at times, sounds more like Russ Feingold than Ronald Reagan.
Monica, your 3-point plan to juice up the McCain campaign sounds good, but the major problem is McCain is not Ronald Reagan. Never was, and never will be. McCain is McCain and always will be. I'm looking forward to his acceptance speech at the Republican Convention like I'm looking forward to a headache.
Posted by: SteveOk | July 30, 2008 at 10:06 AM
I think McCain needs to focus on getting his base support him more enthusiastically. That should be priority number 1. When he says he won't raise taxes no matter what on Monday, then says tax hikes are on the table on Tuesday, the conservative base does not trust him. The conservative tax watchdog group Club for Growth referred to McCain's "everything is on the table" comment from Sunday as "shocking". I think the same thing applies when talking about the immigration debate, because McCain co-sponsored the comprehensive immigration bill with Kennedy, but is now opposed to his own bill...these kinds of things don't help him with galvanizing his base. Maybe he will do better in the remaining months...we shall see. Good luck to him.
Posted by: naijaman | July 30, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Monica does a fair deconstruction of Johnny Boy's sclerotic (sic) Campaign for the White House 2008 (at least through mid-July).
However, let us not forget what was seen recently in the crystal gringoBall....
Johnny, as we know, is no Organization Man (yet another reason Camp McCain can appear to be in a shambles.)
He is no ideologue (often to the deep dismay of conservatives and deep delight of Leftniki.) He's a gut guy. His concept of war and warrior honor is incomprehensible to liberals. As even Ecclesiastes suggests, there is a time for everything, including a time to bomb.
Johnny knows it is not time yet for the bombs. He must keep the hatches closed and do what he hates, retail politics, something that has degenerated in MediaUSA to sound bites and Gotcha.
This could be remedied easily if his opponent, the Scripted Messiah, would agree to meet him man-to-man, Messiah-to-man, mano-a-mano, Law Professor vs. mediocre Annapolis student, in a series of Lincoln-Douglas style town hall meetings across the nation. He knows his slick non-Affirmative Action Harvard opponent will not dare. That would be too American and too fair and honest and forthright for Camp Messiah.
Also, David Axelrod's Scripted One has not--repeat--not even been nominated yet. There are signs that PUMA is coming to Denver and may even roar in a way that not even the ObamaStream Media can contain. (See recent gringoman post on the PUMA threat to Denver.)
Johnny letting his bomb hatches open now would be premature. Why do Clinton work for them?
Johnny obviously is not your day-by-day retail politician. He's not interested, anymore than he was interested enough at Annapolis, where he would rather cut up than be one of the book babies who would finish far "higher" than him in test scores, something that liberals, as you would expect, will use against him. But they're liberals. That's what they do, knowing they could never man a jet fighter.
Johnny will open the hatches in September, when it is drop-dead certain who the Left's candidate will be.
He knows what's inside those hatches and the kind of damage they can do. He may not be conservative enough for some, but he is also not Nervous Nellie enough to open those hatches now, prematurely. At bottom he's not a liberal. He could channel his "progressive" hero Teddy Roosevelt as "trust buster," thinking that meant blind denunciation of "Big Oil." Yet now, with American Energy in crisis, the Democrats are stuck on stupid, mindlessly against drilling, as they show themselves nakedly in hock to the greenies. Now it's becoming clear even to Johnny that the Enemy is not Exxon, but Mindless Liberalism. Even a child can see what the smart libs can't: Talk of drilling, from Bush or anyone, has been enough for the "evil speculators" (who the Democrats want to legislate against)to drive the barrel price down.
Summary: The gringoBall saw McCain as holding back on Big Attack until September---even October. Even with his disorganized, politically correct Officer and a Gentleman's War, the poll numbers with his ultra-slick opponent are amazingly close. The McCain War won't really begin until Septmeber or October. McCain still believes that the only war you should ever fight is the war you intend to win.
Conclusion: And then I woke up.
Posted by: gringoman | July 30, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Monica,
Point of clarification-----
In post above, when your deconstruction of McCain campaign was described as "fair," 'fair' was meant in the sense of 'good to look at,' 'beauteous,' as in 'yon fair maiden.'
To be perfectly clear, instead of 'fair,' it should have read 'very good.' But you know what the rush of Internet posting can be like, right?
Posted by: gringoman | July 30, 2008 at 11:20 AM
..alright everybody.. how do you best put lipstick on a pig..?
Posted by: Ummahgummah | July 30, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Hiya Moneeca,
You say Juan McCain no hit Senyor Obama?
Dulce mia, Cuchigringo beg to differ un poco. Tu sabes?
You no see new videos from Juan on Cult Obama? You no see how Juanito's boys do more with less? No have mucho pesos like Soros Demos, but now they make funny videos, show how Cult Obama is like fans of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and won't even drill to bring America dee oil? ('Fans' come from 'FANaticos. tu sabes?)
Here, you wanna take a look at what the muchachos of Juan putting out on dee video?
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/07/30/new-mccain-ad-celeb
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Cuchigringo (cortesia de GAB)
Take Aspirin, Tequila and Vote McCain
Posted by: gringoman | July 30, 2008 at 02:18 PM
Tequila and Darvos and hold your noses.. and vote Juan McCain.
PS. Still no word from 'bama's wifey? I can't imagine her being too thrilled seeing her man partying it up with Paris and Britney.. inquiring minds want to knwo who wasn't wearing their underwear..
Michelle missed out on one heckuva PAAARTAAAYYY!!
Coming to your TV soon.. Senators Gone Wild..
Posted by: Ummahgummah | July 30, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Has anyone noticed that Steve Schmidt looks like Nikita Krushchev? A bit of a turnoff.
Posted by: Dgscol | July 30, 2008 at 08:27 PM
Food for thought:
“Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay; and claims a halo for his dishonesty.”
-Robert A. Heinlein
Posted by: Ummahgummah | July 30, 2008 at 10:43 PM
The word is out : the powers that be would rather have a boy king, who thinks the SEC stands for southern ethnic coalition. Hear me now and believe me later. Republicans - to the lobbies!
Posted by: Dgscol | July 31, 2008 at 01:30 AM
I would love to see Sen. McCain take on card carrying members of the Corruption party, corporate and political. I dream of it, and hope Sen. McCain's wing of the party is strong enough.
Perhaps if he raised that banner a little higher....
Posted by: Dgscol | July 31, 2008 at 02:55 AM
Last time I'll bother you. Here is a guy talking about stopping corruption :
http://www.greatkat.com/03/roosevelt1.jpg
Tis hard to not let your feelings show.
Posted by: Dgscol | July 31, 2008 at 03:07 AM
One more comment : In Germany Obama talked as if the US did not exist - no borders and a level playing field globally. I did not realize he was that extreme. He seems to be running for President of a country he believes does not exist! Can't Sen. McCain makes something out of that?
Posted by: Dgscol | July 31, 2008 at 05:15 AM
After apologizing to Germany last week, Obama continued to apologize for all of the "U.S. of KKK's" flaws. Here is what he said at the UNITY '08 convention on Sunday:
"I consistently believe that when it comes to whether it's Native Americans or African-American issues or reparations, the most important thing for the U.S. government to do is not just offer words, but offer deeds."
http://starbulletin.com/2008/07/28/news/story05.html
Posted by: M/M | July 31, 2008 at 06:13 AM
Obama "talks the talk" but can he "walk the walk"? In 2006, Senator Obama promised to help the Senator Obama Kogelo Secondary School. They are still waiting:
"A few stalls away mango-seller Gladys Anyango, 60, does an impromptu Obama impression to the amusement of her fellow peddlers. She places her hands on her hips, gazes into the middle distance and, mimicking his deep voice, says: "How are you, people of Kogelo?" Her friends collapse with laughter. She also takes off Obama's wife, Michelle, who had accompanied him on his visit along with his two daughters, Malia and Sasha.
"Oh, but there will be a big party here when Obama wins," she adds. "We still have hope that he will bring electricity and build schools so the children have a good education. Maybe when he's President of America, he'll remember his roots and look after his community in Kenya."
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23520981-details/Barack+Obama's+broken+promise+to+African+village/article.do
Check out this site for more information on how YOU CAN HELP the Senator Obama Kogelo Secondary School:
http://www.luoamerican.com/baldilocks/2008/07/obama-kogelo-sc.html
"YES, YOU CAN!!!!"
Posted by: M/M | July 31, 2008 at 06:53 AM
I'd like to dedicate this song to "The Messiah" on behalf of our wounded troops in Germany and the students at the Senator Obama Kogelo Secondary School:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf9x71lDsXY
Posted by: M/M | July 31, 2008 at 07:02 AM
Hey, is the rapper Ludacris running for Obama's VP too? Here is his new song as posted on "The Huntington Post" with lyrics".
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/30/ludacris-obama-song-polit_n_115833.html
Wow, looks like the people who comment on "The Huntington Post" are Ludacris fans.
Here is what the Hillary supporters think about it:
http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/discussion/showthread.php?t=21801
Posted by: M/M | July 31, 2008 at 08:20 AM
You all might want to check out the article about Obama in the latest issue of the "New Yorker". It illustrates how his campaign is going so much better than McCain's, and not just on style, but on substance, too, including his proposal that more NATO trips were needed in Afghanistan, the leader of Iraq's agreement with Obama's proposed withdrawal schedule, and the Bush Administration's commencement of face-to-face communications with Iran, which Obama suggested a while back.
McCain made himself look foolish by suggesting that Obama is prepared to lose the war to win the election.
Plus the article mentions Obama's three-point shots.
McCain has a lot of work to do to bring his campaign back to life.
Posted by: FK | July 31, 2008 at 08:21 AM
Ummm... It is possible to buy Ferragamos at a discount if you know where to shop. Great stylish, but practical business shoes Juan. I own a couple pairs myself.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/isabel-wilkinson/a-week-in-john-mccains-sh_b_115692.html
Posted by: M/M | July 31, 2008 at 08:31 AM
(WSJ):Gross domestic product rose at a seasonally adjusted 1.9% annual rate April through June, the Commerce Department said Thursday in the first estimate of second-quarter GDP.
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The economy continues to grow even though according to the Democrats we are in a Depression. I think this shows the power of the Bush tax cuts, even though it would be very easy for the economy to slip into recession with $4 dollar/gal gasoline and a housing down cycle, the economy continues to motor on. I think the reason we came out of a recession in 2003/4 was because of the Bush tax cuts and the reason the economy now refuses to slip into a recession is the Bush cuts. This is all the more reason why we can't allow Obama to win and let the Bush tax cuts expire.
Posted by: SteveOk | July 31, 2008 at 09:12 AM
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. (AP) - Democrat Barack Obama, the first black candidate with a shot at winning the White House, says John McCain and his Republican allies will try to scare them by saying Obama "doesn't look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills."
from GRINGORELLA (member of GAB)
Hello Monica:
Hon', are the Republicans really so helpless at calling out the Obama guy on his flagrant use of the race card? Isn't this the guy who was supposed to be above the race hustle?
Why do Republicans non-react like such pansies? I thought I was the 'girly-man,' (according to gringoman.)
You know, I've got a pretty neat come-back on race to aim at the Obama guy and his David Axelrod mental supplement, but it might scare the Republicans.
Maybe later, Hon'. We don't want to scare the Republicans, do we?
Posted by: gringoman | July 31, 2008 at 10:04 AM
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. (AP) - Democrat Barack Obama, the first black candidate with a shot at winning the White House, says John McCain and his Republican allies will try to scare them by saying Obama "doesn't look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills."
from GRINGORELLA (member of GAB)
Hello Monica:
Hon', are the Republicans really so helpless at calling out the Obama guy on his flagrant use of the race card? Isn't this the guy who was supposed to be above the race hustle?
Why do Republicans non-react like such pansies? I thought I was the 'girly-man,' (according to gringoman.)
You know, I've got a pretty neat come-back on race to aim at the Obama guy and his David Axelrod mental supplement, but it might scare the Republicans.
Maybe later, Hon'. We don't want to scare the Republicans, do we?
Posted by: gringoman | July 31, 2008 at 10:11 AM
Fred is a dip as usual. The dhimmicrats already ha d a basketball player who ran a few years ago. I assume Freak wants to hand a hoop on the White House.
I say send O to the Knicks. They might have a use for him.
If he gets elected I predict a giant sucking sound.. Wall Street will take u huge dice as the money moves to Hong Kong and other destinations.
For those who didn't know this alreay.. Hussein wants to borrwo money from the Chinses and distribute it around the world.
It's called the Global Poverty Reduction Act.
$ 845 BN we can't afford to spend on ourselves - much less on others.
If he wants to spend money abroad he should ask the SWOdia and their ilk to do something for their "brothers" abroad.
I'm sick of Western Taxpayers always having to foot the bill for overpopulation abroad.
Let these people plan and do for themselves for a change!
Now THAT would be change I can believe in.
Posted by: Ummahgummah | July 31, 2008 at 10:45 AM
See, Ummah, this is why I get nowhere with you. Why did you feel it was necessary to call me a "dip" in response to my post? That's when I start responding to you and calling you names, and then the dialogue continues to spiral downward.
I asked Timothy to restrain himself, and I'm asking you to do the same. Otherwise, as you know, I won't just sit and take it from you.
Posted by: FK | August 01, 2008 at 08:43 AM
Well, Freak, and I ain't takin it from you! You tried to insinuate that I am violently inclined last thread when in fact it is YOU who has fantasies of dousing others who disagree with you with kerosine and setting them on fire.
So until then..
Posted by: Ummahgummah | August 01, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Ummah --
How long are you going to repeat that? I made a joke about how if you were on fire I wouldn't spit on you, but I might douse you with kerosene. It's known as sarcasm. But if you intend to use that sarcastic remark as justification to keep our communications increasingly antagonistic, then so be it.
In the meantime, how about making up some more fake Churchill quotes to justify your increasing idiotic rantings? You are good at that.
Posted by: FK | August 01, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Quote from Ummah Adkisson:
"You pitiful SELF-HATING Jew! And u r a SELF-HATING excuse for an 'AMERICAN' as well.
PFUI!! SPIT!!!! RIGHT IN YOUR FACE."
Posted by: FK | August 01, 2008 at 01:02 PM
So then you'll douse me with kerosine and I will spit on you. May a Higher Authority judge which is worse.
Posted by: Ummahgummah | August 01, 2008 at 05:06 PM
But I think you'd really do it. I know you don't think I would do what you are saying.
Posted by: FK | August 01, 2008 at 05:22 PM
You do NOT know what I think MaHAMfred. second, simply because a momo like u thinks something doesn't mean that has anything to do with reality.
Just like ur "holy" book says that we are all apes and pigs. They think that but it ain't so, Mo!
Posted by: Ummahgummah | August 01, 2008 at 05:54 PM
Ummah. Ummah. Ummah.
You are not complicated.
Everyone on this blog knows what you think.
So now you are making believe I'm a Muslim. Interesting.
I think you are a loser. I'm sure most people who come into contact feel that way.
Posted by: FK | August 01, 2008 at 06:04 PM
u r free to think what u want to think. Re. the people I come in contact with.. u'll never know them.
Posted by: Ummahgummah | August 01, 2008 at 06:30 PM
If they are your friends, then they are losers like you.
Posted by: FK | August 01, 2008 at 10:01 PM
Then why do u mention them in the first place u punk?
Posted by: Ummahgummah | August 02, 2008 at 02:13 PM
You doing a Clint Eastwood impression now, Ummah Adkisson Wingnut Loser?
Please . . . get a job, so our lives are not at risk.
Posted by: FK | August 02, 2008 at 04:04 PM
Looks like the McCain Campaign is starting to heed Monica's ideas.. the two Youtube ads were HILARIOUS!
The guy gets real testy when attacked. he's just not used to it. Everyone always told him how great he is.. affirmative action baby that he is.
So keep hammering him.. and yes, if only Bush had the stones to call for an up-and-down vote on domestic drilling for oil.. AND for reviving that oil platform off the shores of Santa Barbara needs to go on the agenda too.
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/06/24/1163752.aspx?p=1
Tie in B. HUSSEIN Obama's campaign with the looney left in Congress and their refusal to explore or drill for our own oil.
Then when they say "oh it will take at least ten years" we say what about the oil platform off the shores of santa Barbara?
Posted by: Ummahgummah | August 02, 2008 at 05:52 PM
You are a useless prick, Ummah.
Posted by: FK | August 02, 2008 at 08:04 PM
If your prick is useless, MoHAMfred, you need to take Viagra instead of projecting your deficiencies on others online.
Posted by: Ummahgummah | August 03, 2008 at 05:45 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmah --
You are just plain not funny. Try learning what jokes are and try telling a few.
Posted by: FK | August 04, 2008 at 08:37 AM
Alright sweetie.. here's your joke..
A Christian, a Jew and Barak Obama are sitting in a boat.. Obama says: "Where's the joke? There's no moslem in this boat."
Posted by: Ummahgummah | August 04, 2008 at 01:15 PM
Ummah to me:
"You pitiful SELF-HATING Jew! And u r a SELF-HATING excuse for an 'AMERICAN' as well.
PFUI!! SPIT!!!! RIGHT IN YOUR FACE."
Posted by: FK | August 04, 2008 at 01:39 PM
moHAMfred keeps spamming the blog against me so I have taken the time to compile a very incompleat list of threats and insults he's thrown at me.
I also thought I should remind people of how he's treated Gringoman so a few of those are thrown in as well.
As if all this weren't bad enough we all shoudl be reminded of how he treated Monica until some of us jumped in and said something every time he did that.
I am loath to repeat all the nasty and demeaning things he said to our gracious hostess but hoiw can anyone forget.
we all know he did.
So when someone comes along and dishes it out to him, moHMfred becoems rather thin-skinned and undable to take it.
Kinda like Barak HUSSEIN Obama..
moHAMfred to me:
I'm getting personal with you, Ummah, because I think you are a loser prick. That's why.
You are a useless prick, Ummah.
Just don't shoot up any liberal churches, Ummah. Please tell me you have a job.
You are unbearable. Really. And you are part of a lunatic fringe that no one cares about anymore. Why don't you go to your Ann Coulter Fan Club Meetings and shut your stupid wingnut face.
What exactly are you saying, Ummah? Are you suggesting that I supported what Germany did with the Munich terrorists? Because I think that was one of the most diabolical incidents of modern times. And if you are suggesting that I agree with how that was handled, then maybe we should meet face to face at that sushi restaurant. I'll give you a piece of my mind and kick a piece of your a##. F***ing bastard.
Posted by: FredK2929 | July 10, 2008 at 05:57 PM
I wouldn't douse you with kerosene, m o r o n, but if you ever told me you were going to off yourself by drinking it, I'd gladly pay your tab.
Posted by: FredK2929 | July 10, 2008 at 06:06 PM
I'm not diverting attention from anything. Just taking a moment to insult you.
Posted by: FredK2929 | July 11, 2008 at 08:27 AM
Ummah --
You want some kerosene with that Koolaid?
Heh, heh, heh. Yeah, I'm such a scary liberal, huh?
Posted by: FredK2929 | July 10, 2008 at 12:00 PM
If Ummah wanted milk, I'd bring him a jar of kerosene, throw it on him, and light a match. I'M FREAKING KIDDING, UMMAH!!!!!!
Posted by: FredK2929 | June 26, 2008 at 10:27 AM
moHAMfred to Gringoman:
You're an idiot, Gringohole.
Posted by: FredK2929
Gringohole --
Let's hear your theory.
Posted by: FredK2929
Imagine anyone would ever make Gringohole a real judge.
Posted by: FredK2929 | July 17, 2008 at 04:25 PM
What would you do if I left? Just come in and keep agreeing with Gringohole? That's not fun.
Posted by: FredK2929 | July 15, 2008 at 09:49 PM
Posted by: Ummahgummah | August 04, 2008 at 05:19 PM
Which of my comments is the equivalent of you calling me a self-hating Jew?
Posted by: FK | August 04, 2008 at 05:32 PM
As for my "treatment" of Monica Crowley (if she even reads the comments on this blog), she is a big girl who can handle me herself. She does not need your protection.
Besides, the worst thing I ever said about her is that she's not bright enough to do her job. I stand by that. She's not.
Posted by: FK | August 05, 2008 at 07:19 AM
Actually u've said much more demeaning things to/about her than that. So please don't even try to weasel out of the things u did say!
It's all archived. She's not nearly as dumb as u try to suggest.
Furthermore.. she isn't forcing u to stay.
Go listen to ur looney Uebelkeitmann instead of offending us with ur hot air.
Posted by: Ummahgummah | August 06, 2008 at 12:24 AM
What a difference a week makes on this post. McCain's ads have been devastating to the Obamanation, his tire guage handouts have ridiculed the Obamanation and the Obamanation and his flock doesn't even have the intellectual insight to know how and why he's being ridiculed. Priceless.
As for those supposed conservatives spreading dissension on this board and elsewhere against McCain, you are trolls and you aren't going to find any traction because the choice is between an imperfect conservative that spent too much time trying to be liked by the mainstream press and has now learned that they were just setting him up until their true blue lover came along (the Obamanation), and the Obamanation himself, a stealthy marxist fellow traveler cipher, who will destroy the country with his tax and spend and anti defense anti american policies. So let all those supposed conservatives who 'hate' McCain, give us their reasons for supporting the Obamanation.
Posted by: eaglewings | August 07, 2008 at 11:47 AM