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[xbjllb]

I dunno, maybe the left needs a silly comedic opposing group to come up to finally drive home the silliness of the issue:

BIRTHERS FOR OBAMA.

[xbjllb]

And list the conservative "justices" on the "Supreme" Court as charter members.

[ElGringoman]

It doesn't matter WHERE HE WAS BORN. The issue was settled by the "Supreme" Court.
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Bingo.

But if it did matter then the answer is Hawaii

[gringoman]

Trolls Stinky X and EL Affirmative (the troll formerly known as 'Steve Morgan'): Our Obama is eligible, so what does it matter if he or his Obots admit to the felony known as 'forgery'?

The Affirmatives: Us? Sleazy Class War race baiters? Yo, Whitey, we want our Food Stamp Nation back!

VOTE AFFIRMATIVE MACDADDY! At least he can boogie!

[ElGringoman]

rolls Stinky X and EL Affirmative (the troll formerly known as 'Steve Morgan'): Our Obama is eligible, so what does it matter if he or his Obots admit to the felony known as 'forgery'?

The Affirmatives: Us? Sleazy Class War race baiters? Yo, Whitey, we want our Food Stamp Nation back!

VOTE AFFIRMATIVE MACDADDY! At least he can boogie!

POSTED BY: GRINGOMAN | APRIL 16, 2012 AT 01:14 PM

Aren't you hitting the sauce a little early today?

[gringoman]

TROLL CREEPY DUMBO: Why you racists always on "niggers"? I white, but at least I'm not no stupid honky. Can't you tell? Don't I call you on "niggers"? Why you always saying "niggers"? Okay, troll Stinky X allways says "niggers," but that's only because he's a anti-racist. He needs to call you out on "niggers"? We don't do "niggers". You racists do "niggers'? See? Got it now?

Check with El Affirmative Action troll. He'll tell you. He adopted me. He understands. El AA knows that even when you don't say "niggers" you are thinking "niggers." (Ain't that right, El AA? I a white, so I know these white racists. Even when they don't say "nigger" they think "nigger."

Thank Alinsky that Monicamemo got us trolls to call out you white supremacists on "niggers."

If it wasn't for anti-racists like us trolls, you conservatives would be going on about "niggers" 24/7. Why don;t you admit it? Don't I know you racist honky conservatives? I white, but at least I ain't no dumb half-wit honky, ain't I?

Go on, call us sleazy Class War race baiters from Progland. We know you really want to say "niggers", don't you?

[gringoman]

It doesn't matter WHERE HE WAS BORN. The issue was settled by the "Supreme" Court.
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Bingo.

But if it did matter then the answer is Hawaii

Posted by: ElGringoman | April 16, 2012 at 12:50 PM

Sorry, trolls. Obot spokesman admitted to a forgery.

Yes, it doesn't matter where your Macdaddy was born, or whether he's eligible or not eligible.

BINGO.

A forgery is a felony. They know that even in shyster law school, with or without Mona Lisa attempts at obfuscation.

[ElGringoman]

A forgery is a felony. They know that even in shyster law school, with or without Mona Lisa attempts at obfuscation.

POSTED BY: GRINGOMAN | APRIL 16, 2012 AT 01:32 PM

Perhaps a Gringo can tells us the difference between a copy of an original and a forgery.

It appears that has proven too daunting a task for Juan. Imagine if Juan or anybody else with and good eye and steady hand was able to replicate the Mona Lisa at home. Friends in the know all state that they can't tell the difference between this and the real McCoy in Paris?
Is this a forgery or a copy or an original?

When you dry out, tell us.

[xbjllb]

"Our Obama is eligible," - SatanZimmieGringoman

There you go lying again. I've clearly stated I'm still a Birther.

A birther who's voting for the ineligible guy because he's the lesser evil.

And, unlike the last few GOP Prezes, SWORN with protecting the American People and not "just a Goddamned piece of paper."

[xbjllb]

"Aren't you hitting the sauce a little early today?" - El Gingoman

Dinosaur desperation. With no possible argument OR reason to live.

[xbjllb]

"A forgery is a felony." - SatanZimmieGringoman

Wow, I sure feel bad for that poor CIA guy who slipped it to the Hawaiian gov that created it then, don't you? I mean, IF you can ever find him/her.

Taking a form that the State of Hawaii gives you and says is authentic and displaying it and using it is not felony forgery.

FAIL.

[xbjllb]

"Perhaps a Gringo can tells us the difference between a copy of an original and a forgery." - El Gringoman

That TOO.

[xbjllb]

I mean, come ON now.... who takes a birth certificate handed to you by your State and vets it by even checking it for forgery?

And what public official, tasked with running the greatest country in the world, would even take the time or even assign an underling to the task.

Scraping the very bottom of the barrel here, genius.

AS IF it even mattered. (There's that Goddamned "Supreme" Court fuckyou-fuckme decision again...)

[ElGringoman]

I mean, come ON now.... who takes a birth certificate handed to you by your State and vets it by even checking it for forgery?
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Republicans: We're old, we're white, and we want our country back.

[DJ]

The real question is not whether the long form BC Obama release was altered/doctored/tampered with (it has already been proven it was tampered with), the question is why did Obama agree to release it? Does the name _U K L Lee_ on Bammy's BC raise any questions with you folks?

For some intriguing reason, the forger of Bammy's BC deliberately made his/her forgery very obvious. One can only surmise what that reason is.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2712234/posts

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Proof Obama's 4/27/11 "Long Form Certificate of Birth" is Forged!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJfdKClbH4

[DJ]

Definition of Zimmie - a Mestizo lynched by the fascist left for no other reason than he LEGALLY defended himself against a young black thug.

[ElGringoman]

"A forgery is a felony." - SatanZimmieGringoman
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Something implicit in that word "forgery".... there's an original.

There is something explicit in a certification: corroboration of underlying fact.

Wing-nuts have a difficult time with these two concepts. It appears to dive them to drink.

[ElGringoman]

It appears to dive them to drink.

s/b

dinks them to drive...

[DJ]

"It appears to dive them to drink." ( --EL Affirmative Action troll)

Yeah, my favorite watering hole is a 'high-end' dive.

:-{)

[xbjllb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d74qBguuxLk

Zimmie (adj.) or Zimmie Man (n.);

A white supremacist racist murderer and/or anyone who bends over backwards to defend one.

Usually applied to conservative politicians, commentators, and pundits, because they feel they must pander to their white supremacist racist base to survive, even though it is destroying their party, themselves as human beings, and America.

*****

As the inventor of the term, HERE, on Monicamemo, I get to define it.

As I first did.

And as it's out in history now.

[xbjllb]

"Wing-nuts have a difficult time with these two concepts. It appears to dive them to drink." - El Gringoman

It also appears to dive them headfirst over into the abyss of no return...

[xbjllb]

"We know you really want to say "niggers", don't you?" - Gringoman

I'm going to laugh like a hyena when the finger you type your quotations with falls off.

[xbjllb]

"Yeah, my favorite watering hole is a 'high-end' dive." - Satan ZimmieDJ

Must be tough having the public come up to you all the time and ask for autographs, huh Mel?

Oh wait. You fixed that.

[gringoman]

A forgery is a felony. They know that even in shyster law school, with or without Mona Lisa attempts at obfuscation.

POSTED BY: GRINGOMAN | APRIL 16, 2012 AT 01:32 PM

Perhaps a Gringo can tells us the difference between a copy of an original and a forgery.

It appears that has proven too daunting a task for Juan. Imagine if Juan or anybody else with and good eye and steady hand was able to replicate the Mona Lisa at home. Friends in the know all state that they can't tell the difference between this and the real McCoy in Paris?
Is this a forgery or a copy or an original?

When you dry out, tell us.

Posted by: ElGringoman | April 16, 2012 at 02:29 PM

Poor EL AA. Since he seems to have a degree from Shyster Evening School, and claims not to drink much better than Vin Rouge aux Projects, how did his synapses get so twisted?

The forgery is not my claim, as DJ's post made clear. The forgery expert is the Obot lawyer mentioned in DJ's post (which nobody here even tried to refute.) She admitted to the forgery. She said, like her troll clones, that the forgery doesn't matter. But she did not deny the perpetration of a forgery. Note to trolls: Law enforcement says a forgery is a felony.

And we once thought that El Affirmative Action aka Sreve Morgan is more coherent than his adopted caucasoid troll, Creepy Dumbo.

Fool us once.........

[gringoman]

DJ.

You speculate that the Obots may have deliberately released a forged BC.

Question: If so, how is that not tantamount to the Obots deliberately perpetrating a felony?

BTW, to repeat for the slow learners: I did not say the BC is a forgery. The Obot lawyer in your previous post said that. She conceded that the BC that "shut up" Donald Trump is a forgery.

[DJ]

DJ.

You speculate that the Obots may have deliberately released a forged BC.

Question: If so, how is that not tantamount to the Obots de

DJ.

You speculate that the Obots may have deliberately released a forged BC.

Question: If so, how is that not tantamount to the Obots deliberately perpetrating a felony?

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G-man,

Don't worry. John Boehner is on the case.

[The irregulars on the memo, are UNTERMENSCHEN!]

TROLL CREEPY DUMBO: Why you racists always on "niggers"? I white, but at least I'm not no stupid honky. Can't you tell? Don't I call you on "niggers"? Why you always saying "niggers"? Okay, troll Stinky X allways says "niggers," but that's only because he's a anti-racist. He needs to call you out on "niggers"? We don't do "niggers". You racists do "niggers'? See? Got it now?--Flop

Are you sure you were a journalist long ago?

Still can't find any proof!

[The irregulars on the memo, are UNTERMENSCHEN!]

Definition of Zimmie - a Mestizo lynched by the fascist left for no other reason than he LEGALLY defended himself against a young black thug.--DJ88

DJ's way of saying "the only good blackie is a dead blackie"

DJ88's definition of "Black thug":

Black person walking with candy and a drink in hand!

[The irregulars on the memo, are UNTERMENSCHEN!]

And we once thought that El Affirmative Action aka Sreve Morgan is more coherent than his adopted caucasoid troll, Creepy Dumbo.

Fool us once.........

Posted by: gringoman | April 16, 2012 at 06:31 PM

Was NEVER fooled when some on the memo stated that Floppie use to be a journalist.

When a journalist writes something. It has meaning and substance. Floppie's is just a result of Johnny Walker.

[Rafe]

The real question is not whether the long form BC Obama release was altered/doctored/tampered with (it has already been proven it was tampered with), the question is why did Obama agree to release it? Does the name _U K L Lee_ on Bammy's BC raise any questions with you folks?

For some intriguing reason, the forger of Bammy's BC deliberately made his/her forgery very obvious. One can only surmise what that reason is.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2712234/posts

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Proof Obama's 4/27/11 "Long Form Certificate of Birth" is Forged!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJfdKClbH4

Posted by: DJ | April 16, 2012 at 02:55 PM

Very interesting indeed, DJ. Seems reasonable enough to question the authenticity of his BC.

[Rafe]

The problem is the source isn't credible enough to assume that he is correct. But I'll admit that the case made is quite sound.

[xbjllb]

Like I keep saying, guys, they released a forgery to keep the thing in the open to be able to make anyone who questions it a laughing stock. It is a piece of bacon in a mousetrap. Oh, the bacon is real (forged) but anyone who tries to grab it gets their neck broke instantly.

Why? Because IT DOESN'T MATTER. According to the "Supreme" Court, he who concedes loses and all issue of eligibility becomes completely IRRELEVANT. Period. End of discussion. Is it a stupid decision? Of course!! It was designed to put an ignoramus into the White House and his fronting cabal that pulled 9-11 to make Trillions off a Mideast War and homeland terrorist industry.

As it stands, someone could discover Obama was an android. A completely programmable mechanical device controlled by God knows who, and STILL, he would be President and unassailably so.

According to the "Supreme" Court, once someone goes through the process THAT far, it is assumed that they've been vetted thoroughly and properly by BOTH sides.

So there it is. Whether or not they have a real certificate or not, whether he was born in Kenya, Antarctica, or on the seventh planet of Antares, HE BE THE PREZ.

And that bacon just keeps snapping off idiots' heads. Because, for all the 12% white supremacists who virulently and violently hate the man, the rest of the public likes him. And is very clear on what he's been up against in the House.

And truth be told, by this point, and certainly by November, they don't and won't care where he was born. All that will matter is he is NOT GOP and NOT 1% and NOT the sworn PROVEN enemy of WOMEN and the MIDDLE CLASS.

[xbjllb]

http://tbrnews.org/wordpress/?p=624#more-624

Must read. Neo-confederalism is ending. The HARD way.

[DJ]

X-lax wrote: "Like I keep saying, guys, they released a forgery to keep the thing in the open to be able to make anyone who questions it a laughing stock.

DJ says: Ghee, where did I read that same theory? Oh yeah, it was from several of the previous comments I made here within the last couple of days.

X-lax wrote: "It is a piece of bacon in a mousetrap. Oh, the bacon is real (forged) but anyone who tries to grab it gets their neck broke instantly."

DJ says: Too bad for Bammy, he is now caught in his own silly little trap. Ya gotta love it!

[DJ]

Definition of Zimmie - a Mestizo lynched by the fascist left for no other reason than he LEGALLY defended himself against a young black thug.

[xbjllb]

"DJ says: Ghee, where did I read that same theory? Oh yeah, it was from several of the previous comments I made here within the last couple of days." - SatanZimmieDJ

Nice try. Go back about a year and a half when I was saying the same exact thing and agreeing with Gringoman about Trump.

[xbjllb]

"DJ says: Too bad for Bammy, he is now caught in his own silly little trap. Ya gotta love it!" - SatanZimmieDJ

He's not caught in anything. CIA never gets caught.

Where have you been the past fifty years?

[xbjllb]

Like I said, all they have to do is blame the entire thing on Grandma.

Done. No one cares. How could a kid know?

Not a single vote lost.

[DJ]

"DJ says: Ghee, where did I read that same theory? Oh yeah, it was from several of the previous comments I made here within the last couple of days." - SatanZimmieDJ

Nice try. Go back about a year and a half when I was saying the same exact thing and agreeing with Gringoman about Trump.

Posted by: xbjllb | April 18, 2012 at 01:05 PM

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Nice try, but you're lying....again.

[xbjllb]

"Nice try, but you're lying....again." - SatanZimmieGringoman

It's on the record. But who believes what you white supremacists say anyway?

Your entire belief system is the greatest lie of all.

[xbjllb]

Make that quote attribute to SatanZimmieDJ.

Similar 1st and 2nd names, you know...

[Chief Joe]

To whom it may concern:

Fuld perhaps has the answer to the meltdown, and why Lehman was allowed to fail, when in fact they were better positioned that other banks.

Prior to the bailout there was an opportunity to re-attract investors by reforming the banks, unraveling the CDS problem. Instead the Goldman double dealer Paulsen- involved the government in its risk taking, making the whole of what they were doing too big to fail. What was it they were doing? How could Paulsen who believed bad banks would be punished by the system, then bail out banks rather than downsizing them, to atomize the risk, so they could fail?

That is the big lie - that the proprietary trading was just random trades with no underlying plan. They were expanding money to go global- and still are. Did Fuld refuse to go along with the Fed plan? The risk was too large, and they lost their shorts, and they may still be largely insolvent- however they are not reversing course, and they do not care about domestic damage- and Obama went along as the candidate, which is why the bankers backed him.

[Chief Joe]

Addendum (here at the terminus of the Foundation) -

The bankers, pleased at what they set up, gave themselves bonuses, although the success of their plan was in great Doubt. How do they do this: Conquer the World with Money? You go to Idi Amin, and offer him some cash and then what? I always wondered how they approached this in China, with no internal control of anything. But that is a theoretic concern.

Likewise, Obama has acted like L Johnson, giving the US public ObamaCare, long before any clear signs of success- even of making health care reasonably affordable. For some, health care excused the taking Countrywide loans, great deals on real estate, insider stock trades, and inside arrangements for business abroad by spouses. These were the richest of times, and these were the poorest of times.

[Chief Joe]

I have been corrected by an actor: who said the above is not true- that politician and banker were corrupt criminals, moving public money oversees and transferring it into their own personal accounts. OCare, may have been offered to keep people from rebelling, and now perhaps more secure than before with the drones in place, they can take it all back.

[Ray A]

Monica you were so outclassed by Sandra Flike it is laughable. Ms Fluke the amateur made you look so ridiculous I keep watching her on video and having belly laughs. You should consider your status as a "professional" in jeopardy unless you consider apologizing like a real human being.

[Martin Krumerman MD]

Warrior Princess You are a national treasure However re todays program where can my wife purchase a copy of Noah Huber's " Playing marbles in the dark" ? Amazon Barnes and Noble and Hubers website do not offer it
I preordered your new book on amazon the day it was available and cannot wait until June
Your possibly biggest fan in the socialist republic of New York City,
Martin Krumerman MD

[lectricman]

I expect every time people vote, it be legitimate. Identification must be required in order to Vote.

It is a totally ridiculous argument that this would be racist & would prevent the poor from voting.

ID is required get a passport, to buy cigarettes, to buy alcohol, book a hotel room, or to fly on a plane. Is that racist?

I’m appalled that many states don't require ID to cast votes.

It’s a total travesty to US citizens that voter fraud happens. I don't want my vote cancelled out by some dirtbag!
The voting system must be changed "Demo-n-crats" don't want it changed, because they won't be able to steal elections. This is the US & the voting system should not able to be tampered with.

[Black Master is a liberal]

Monica Crowley you lost some weight.Its about time. You need to show Pres. Obama some proper respect. You need to be strip naked whip andd pee on until you submit to us liberals.

[Black Master]

Donna Summer was truly the disco queen that domintaed the musical charts in 1970 and 1980. I still enjoy listen and dance to disco music . Monica C that was a nice tribute you did today on your radio show for Donna Summer. But you need to show Pres Obama respect. Listen to your brother in law Alan Colmes. Your right wing nuts need to be chain up whip and pee on.