Michelle Obama has been busy getting her organic garden ready for the spring and summer, pushing her "Let's Move" exercise campaign, and seating herself next to George Clooney at last night's state dinner for British Prime Minister David Cameron.
Meanwhile, her husband has been closet eating. Forced to eat sprouts and twigs when she's around, Barack goes wild when he's on the road campaigning (which is now all the time.) While traveling through Clinton, Maryland (ah, the irony), Obama had his motorcade pull over at the Texas Ribs and Barbeque restaurant. According to CBS News's Mark Knoller, he ordered two slabs of baby back ribs and a brisket sandwich with an order of fries. He paid in cash and bolted.
The guy has got to be starving. The other possibility is that the entire "Let's Move"/organic garden stuff is a huge charade and that Obama bought lunch for himself AND Michelle. My guess is she was getting the fries.
Before he fled to his limo to wolf down the brisket, Obama asked the cashier for hot sauce, saying that the "hot sauce got to be hot."
Obama knows that if you're going to do it, go all the way...in hot sauce, and in turning America upside down.

Hilarious !!
Guess they only have wart hog ribs in Kenya...
Posted by: LongRifle | March 15, 2012 at 01:10 PM
Oh get over yourselves. The only one who is trying to turn America upside down, or rather turn backwards, are Republicans.
You guys are so desperate, it's laughable.
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 01:19 PM
Liberals are brain challenged. It's gotta be their way or else. Thank the Lord it will all be over for them come November. Yay!
Posted by: Bob Lee | March 15, 2012 at 01:32 PM
Liberals are brain challenged. It's gotta be their way or else. Thank the Lord it will all be over for them come November. Yay!
Posted by: Bob Lee | March 15, 2012 at 01:32 PM
Wow, how naive. How unrealistic. Is it not the Republicans who are unwilling to budge on matters? Democrats have been trying to work with Repugs in terms of compromises, but it's always their way or else.
You guys like to cast liberals as liars but I see nothing but lies coming from Repugs.
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 01:49 PM
it's me......again....youslut....welcum to the pink flamingo and the OLD PINK....youslut ina cowgrrlha ta
Posted by: satan | March 15, 2012 at 02:06 PM
uhh...we take it where and wear
Posted by: satan | March 15, 2012 at 02:06 PM
huh...asvyyb...that's what
Posted by: satan | March 15, 2012 at 02:07 PM
a 74tjb8 .... .... it ain't some like it....
Posted by: satan | March 15, 2012 at 02:08 PM
"Oh get over yourselves. The only one who is trying to turn America upside down, or rather turn backwards, are Republicans.
You guys are so desperate, it's laughable." - rafe
Perfect example: The return of "Satan", UG's doppleganger.
They really think such obvious tactics are going to get this blog either moderated or shut down.
I just hope the letter agencies monitoring the IP numbers catch the bastard once and for all.
Oh, about the right turning the country upside down. Since they destroyed Clinton.
Truer words were never spoken.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 02:10 PM
Oh get over yourselves. The only one who is trying to turn America upside down, or rather turn backwards, are Republicans.
You guys are so desperate, it's laughable.
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 01:19 PM\
Laughable is when Rafie's Mom wonders, "Where is my son the troll?"
Posted by: gringoman | March 15, 2012 at 02:10 PM
don't ever use the word "in" with that suffix bitch
Posted by: satan | March 15, 2012 at 02:11 PM
Obama: GOP Candidates ‘Would Have Been Founding Members Of The Flat Earth Society’
HA! Ain't that the truth.
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 02:11 PM
no Monica you cannot kiss the penquin...it's not a penquin...it IS a Ka'ak
Posted by: satan | March 15, 2012 at 02:12 PM
so, Monica, your saying mine is a bit larger...
Posted by: satan | March 15, 2012 at 02:13 PM
Oh get over yourselves. The only one who is trying to turn America upside down, or rather turn backwards, are Republicans.
You guys are so desperate, it's laughable.
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 01:19 PM\
Laughable is when Rafie's Mom wonders, "Where is my son the troll?"
Posted by: gringoman | March 15, 2012 at 02:10 PM
A desperate attempt to deviate from the truth that Republicans are ignorant or purposely deceitful.
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 02:18 PM
/////Before he fled to his limo to wolf down the brisket, Obama asked the cashier for hot sauce, saying that the "hot sauce got to be hot."/////
That proves that Barry is strictly in pre-Election mode. No way he could tell the cashier, "The hot sauce got to be halal."
Posted by: gringoman | March 15, 2012 at 02:19 PM
/////Before he fled to his limo to wolf down the brisket, Obama asked the cashier for hot sauce, saying that the "hot sauce got to be hot."/////
That proves that Barry is strictly in pre-Election mode. No way he could tell the cashier, "The hot sauce got to be halal."
Posted by: gringoman | March 15, 2012 at 02:19 PM
Not. A. Muslim. Joker...
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 02:24 PM
"A desperate attempt to deviate from the truth that Republicans are ignorant or purposely deceitful." - rafe
They consistently overlook the truth that the more they lie, the less we opposition HAVE to.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 02:28 PM
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rafie, why are you here?
Whom are you trying to "convert"?
What is the point of your scribblings on this decidedly Conservative blog?
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Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 02:31 PM
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As for the story. So the won stops the car, er the limo, gets out and pigs out on ribs and a brisket sandwich.
It's the most American thing he's ever done.
I don't get the point of this story.
I only wish the guy had been this American in everything he did from Day One.
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Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 02:35 PM
HOW TO SPOT TROLLING PSYCHOPATHS and miscreant cyberstalkers
JAY24/7 What we trolls do to Monicamemo is FREE SPEECH.
It's me......again....youslut....welcum to the pink flamingo and the OLD PINK....youslut ina cowgrrlha ta
Posted by: satan | March 15, 2012 at 02:06 PM
The recent black savage attack here on Monica, described as hideous even by 'Steve Morgan,'
Posted by: gringoman | March 15, 2012 at 02:37 PM
/////Before he fled to his limo to wolf down the brisket, Obama asked the cashier for hot sauce, saying that the "hot sauce got to be hot."/////
That proves that Barry is strictly in pre-Election mode. No way he could tell the cashier, "The hot sauce got to be halal."
Posted by: gringoman | March 15, 2012 at 02:19 PM
Not. A. Muslim. Joker...
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 02:24 PM
Could. Still. Order. Halal. Troll.
Posted by: gringoman | March 15, 2012 at 02:43 PM
That proves that Barry is strictly in pre-Election mode. No way he could tell the cashier, "The hot sauce got to be halal."
POSTED BY: GRINGOMAN | MARCH 15, 2012 AT 02:19 PM
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That's so true! The principle of Taquiyya permits, no, mandates he eat pork and swill some buds.
In order to fool the "infidel" enemy.
Namely, US.
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Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 02:56 PM
And, the NYPD doesn't have jurisdiction over the internet. Just, NEW YORK CITY!
Man! Are you dense!
Posted by: jay | March 14, 2012 at 11:14 PM
HOW TO SPOT A TROLLING PSYCHOPATH
It doesn't understand, or pretends not to, that the NYPD can investigate psychopaths, cyberstalkers (especially the 24/7 type) terrorist wannabes and the potentially violent, at the request of the District Attorney's office.
J24/7 is advised to seek legal counsel, if it can't get a shrink.
Posted by: gringoman | March 15, 2012 at 03:04 PM
That's so true! The principle of Taquiyya permits, no, mandates he eat pork and swill some buds.
In order to fool the "infidel" enemy.
Namely, US.
Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 02:56
RIGHT ON. BOTH of his fathers were Muslims. Only a blind fool (eg: a liberal who doesn't understand Islam) would think Barry was anything BUT a Muslim. Shariah law would have their heads...
Posted by: LongRifle | March 15, 2012 at 03:18 PM
"Again, this is why I think the time is ripe, in fact overdue, for the NYPD." - SatanGringoman
In reference to either you or one of your ally's sockpuppets dropping the c-bomb, Monica Crowley AND any authority she contacted already knew that said post had not come from my IP number.
And I think relying on proxies at this time would be incredibly stupid, as I'm sure traps have long ago been sent when you cretins dropped the first death and rape threats around here.
Keep it up and see what happens and who gets booted (if only because they will never let you and yours have internet access from behind bars.)
My life is, and has always been, a wide open book. And that is because NORMAL PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 01:11 PM
HOW TO SPOT A PSYCHOPATH
It will fantasize everything from million dollar deals to "Monica knows that I...." etc etc without a scintilla of real evidence.
Cut the crap punkass: I suggest an NYPD investigation of you and your other troll freaks, and to keep it fair and balanced, I will volunteer to be checked out too---so long as you and the rest of the cyberstalking psychopaths and parasites are professionally vetted.
Posted by: gringoman | March 15, 2012 at 03:31 PM
Go vegan. Low E is in fashion. If the Harvard Meat Study did not convince you, Pachauri of the IPCC will tell you, meat eating is bad for sustainable agriculture globally. You can actually eat tofu with two apples a day. Fainting is okay- happens all the time.
You can substitute hummus for the tofu. Convert and be eligible for a college degree!
Posted by: Chief Joe | March 15, 2012 at 03:56 PM
"without a scintilla of real evidence." - SatanGringoman
Just because you boycott OUR web presence and accomplishments so far doesn't mean they don't exist.
Like real history. Nutcases can ignore anything. Their ultimate nirvana is total catatonia.
There's going to be a lot of that going around in November, amongst cowards who are too afraid to leave.
But, like all sanity breakthroughs, eventually they'll revert to the lying again.
Only with no more audience except each other.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 04:11 PM
"I will volunteer to be checked out too" - SatanGringoman
You're making your allies on here crap their pants, and rightfully so.
Geez, are you ignorant.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 04:13 PM
"What is the point of your scribblings on this decidedly Conservative blog?" - SatanUG
There you go again, lying. A "decidedly conservative blog" is one that is run by Nazis, for Nazis, and moderated and censored by Nazis. As conservatives, and especially you rabid ConservaBorg are but a mere fraction of the population of this great country, no conservative blog can remain so through the sheer numbers alone WITHOUT CENSORSHIP of most, if not all, overwhelming numbers of opposing views.
THIS IS AN OPEN BLOG. All are welcome, Monica Crowley has never said otherwise.
GET OVER IT. LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT.
Goes for America too. Especially after November.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 04:17 PM
Are you guys TRYING to turn Monica Crowley into a PUBLIC liberal by being such raving assholes?
Because you're coming REAL close.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 04:18 PM
Remember, kiddies, IP numbers don't lie, and the CIA and NSA and FBI have been able to trace through IP proxies for decades now.
WORD TO THE MOST UNWISE.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 04:19 PM
rafie, why are you here?
Whom are you trying to "convert"?
What is the point of your scribblings on this decidedly Conservative blog?
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Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 02:31 PM
Like many rational thinkers, I am worried about the nutty right-wing extremists (more so than the left-wing extremists, and they do worry me too). So I am doing my part to counter the nuttiness.
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 04:58 PM
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LOL
rafie, you're not having any impact here.
You also sound hopelessly naive.
Go hug some children with your new clear arms somewhere.
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Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 05:04 PM
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Just so you guys can see what the LEFT is presenting OUR SIDE with:
EXHIBIT 0325705267WK78a:
Hey Cracker C*#t Monica we needed you in the field so we could use u as a piss catcher which you would be good at. You as journalist, really? That's like stating that Fox news is non racist. I saw your Klu Klux Klan hood behind your chair u should just wear it all the time as I'm sure your used to it when thier banging u.
POSTED BY: ERNESTO | MARCH 08, 2012 AT
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Yup, this is a recent post on Monica's Twitter thread.
Just sayin...
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Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 05:06 PM
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So much for the "nutty right-wing extremists" that "many rational thinkers" like rafie are so worried about.
:-D
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Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 05:08 PM
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LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER!!!!!
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Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 05:12 PM
I don't support that message and the same tone and insanity can come through your side. I've seen it here many of times.
And then you have this.
"Don't Re-Nig in 2012". What a horrible message. Racism has always existed but in the past couple of years, I have never seen such blatant hatred and racist remarks coming for the Tea Party / Conservatives.
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 05:28 PM
LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER!!!!!
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Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 05:12 PM
So what do you call believing in a talking snake, magic underwear, Earth existing for a few thousand years...
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 05:37 PM
So much for the "nutty right-wing extremists" that "many rational thinkers" like rafie are so worried about.
:-D
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Posted by: Ummahgummah | March 15, 2012 at 05:08 PM
I find it endearing that you call me Rafie. :}
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 06:05 PM
Such high fashion, beauty, syncope :
http://chhavipruthi.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/tumblr_lbeagqursp1qbd1cv.jpg
Ladies, be sure to take water with you.
Posted by: Chief Joe | March 15, 2012 at 06:19 PM
"I find it endearing that you call me Rafie. :}" - rafe
She (UG) does have her moments.
Especially when she thinks she's Monica Crowley.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 06:39 PM
"Racism has always existed but in the past couple of years, I have never seen such blatant hatred and racist remarks coming for the Tea Party / Conservatives." - Rafe
Rafe, I haven't either, but we can never know how much of that is cointelpro from our side.
Of course, it's easy to blow smoke when there's already quite the fire raging.
I have to, believe in my heart of hearts, and I guess because I do deep down care for these assholes, that they are faking all the white supremacy and insanity.
At least here.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 06:43 PM
I've often thought that it would be highly unusual for Monica Crowley to NOT be here in some form or another other than the articles.
Sock puppetry is just too irresistible, especially with little or no accountability and the perhaps welcome ability to "go overboard" without repercussions.
But then, the whole site could be a letter-agency flytrap. More power to it too with the nutcases just visible here daily.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 06:51 PM
Giving credence to the above theory is the strange result that "Satan" never disappears despite rape and death threats.
If things were as they are meant to appear, "Satan" and his main handle while posting here would have long ago been in prison.
So the only way to know who's real here and who's not is to "KNOW THEM BY THEIR WORKS."
Good advice in life period.
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 06:57 PM
For that matter, the entire INTERNET is a letter-agency flytrap.
So why aren't the criminals disappearing?
Posted by: xbjllb | March 15, 2012 at 06:58 PM
Racism has always existed but in the past couple of years, I have never seen such blatant hatred and racist remarks coming for the Tea Party / Conservatives.
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 05:28 PM
LOL...Are you twelve? LOL.
Posted by: LongRifle | March 15, 2012 at 08:50 PM
Monica, This has to be one of your dumbest articles.
Michelle started her garden as a reminder of the old Victory Gardens of WW2. To encourage people to grow their own food during these bad times. You, must be getting desperate for new articles.You don't comment as often as you use to. This one shows a "gotta comment on something"
Posted by: jay | March 15, 2012 at 09:17 PM
Racism has always existed but in the past couple of years, I have never seen such blatant hatred and racist remarks coming for the Tea Party / Conservatives.
Posted by: Rafe | March 15, 2012 at 05:28 PM
LOL...Are you twelve? LOL.
Posted by: LongRifle | March 15, 2012 at 08:50 PM
No, just very observant.
Have also noticed it.
Also, the typical racist denier attitude.
Posted by: jay | March 15, 2012 at 09:19 PM
Perfect racist remark:
Hilarious !!
Guess they only have wart hog ribs in Kenya...
Posted by: LongRifle | March 15, 2012 at 01:10 PM
Which is why LR made his comment to Rafe.
Only the most vile racists admit to racism.
Others act like alcoholics. "NO, not me!"
Posted by: jay | March 15, 2012 at 09:27 PM