"White House operator. How may I help you?"
"Hello. This is FREEDOM calling. May I please speak to the President of the United States?"
"Please hold."
(FREEDOM taps its toe for a few moments.)
"FREEDOM?"
"Yes."
"I'm sorry. I tried to put you through, but his line was busy. Would you like to try back another time?"
"No, thank you."
Today marks the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall. Attending today's festivities honoring one of the greatest triumphs of human liberty over tyranny: German Chancellor Angela Merkel, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, and Russian President Dmitri Medvedev. Yes, even the Russians, who LOST the cold war, showed up.
Nowhere to be found: the American president. Hillary Clinton was there; she spoke a few words, and then introduced Obama. On tape. What a successor to Reagan, eh?
The Bama couldn't go because he claimed he was too busy. Too busy shooting hoops and playing golf and sucking down on the Virginia Slim dangling from his lip. Too busy. Can't be bothered.
Ronald Reagan was there: "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
John F. Kennedy was there: "Ich bin ein Berliner!"
But the Bama? Too busy.
Reagan and Kennedy spoke of liberty. They spoke of the fight of freedom against the forces of oppression and dictatorship. They spoke of the United States standing with the forces of liberty, fighting alongside them, until tyranny is defeated. And they did.
But the Bama? Too busy.
FREEDOM is on hold.